Cuidate tus cabras

This is my sketch of a Chupacabra these things were all over the place in Ecuador and now they haunt my nightmares...

Another Cheezy post

I'm pretty excited that these will be hitting the shelves soon. We tried lots of different characters narrowed it down to a few and then had a focus group vote on their favorites. Turns out that the kids overwhelmingly choose a duck-billed Cheesapus. 50% Mammal 50% Bird and 100% Cheese, good times.

Good Times Deep in the Jungle

We just had a baby boy and while I think that I should be able to do a pretty fair job as his Father I sometimes wonder if he wouldn't be better off if I just dumped him off in a jungle somewhere to be raised by the animals. Seriously how cool would it be to be raised by wolves, gorillas, elephants or lions! Not only would you be able to learn to talk with all the animals but you would also learn all sorts of skills that you would never learn in any human school. Swinging through trees, wrestling with tigers, and riding ostriches the list goes on and on. A man can be free in the jungle you can yell goofy sounds at the top of your lungs and all you have to wear is a loin cloth (unless you are riding an ostrich, you should probably wear pants if you are going to do that.)

This is an illustration for a game that I did for Patch. Good times.

Shark

I really like sharks. When I was a kid growing up in San Diego we went to the beach a lot I was always a little scared of stepping on a sting ray or being eaten by a shark. I've since changed my mind, everyone has to go sometime right? So I say if you have to die do it in style. I imagine that in the next life everyone is going to be talking about the neat things they did when they were alive and how they died. I don't wanna be one of those poor saps that has to timidly admit that they died one night during their sleep I would much rather recount my gruesome death torn apart in the jaws of a Great White. Sure it would hurt and all but who's to say that it doesn't hurt dying in your sleep, we assume that it's painless but I haven't heard anyone who's had the experience confirm that idea. Death by shark attack is defiantly the way to go, so if you ever win an all day ocean cruise with a sea captain, a police cheif, and a scientist on boat called the "Orca" I say go for it.

I still am afraid of stepping on a sting ray that seems like it would really hurt.

Cheezies

I haven't posted anything for a while, but I'm a busy man and as such I can't be held responsible for my failures and shortcomings. Here is a design that I worked on last week for Save-A-Lots Cheezies. I'm probably going to be doing another version of this, everyone agreed they wanted a mouse on the bag because everyone knows that mice love cheese. But then everyone remembered about all the other things mice love, like how they love to sneak into your house and spread the plague all over the place, but putting that aside I kinda liked it. I'm also attaching some of the sketches, because I was kinda drawn to them, get it? man I'm hilarious.